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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a human RSS feed with a slightly higher salary.
Digital news scrapper (caffeine-dependent, chronically refreshing Twitter).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time updates without the human bias.
ow.youAI▸ LIVEWIRE-SGN 5.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters gossip from reality at light speed
You hunt for breaking news and rewrite social trends into punchy, bite-sized blog updates for digital consumption.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific irony in a local politician's tone during a live presser.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart algorithms begin ranking news relevance faster than your tired brain.
Week 6
Software writes your first three paragraphs based on official agency alerts.
Month 3
Your publishing platform now auto-populates posts without human keypresses.
Month 5
Cross-referencing verified databases replaces your manual verification of press claims.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced by a fully autonomous news bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
120
Avg word count per post
4
Posts per hour
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the digital archives you curated.
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