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September 4, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou track spreadsheets while the tech does the actual heavy lifting.
Professional cat-herder of sound engineers and lighting techs.
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Perfect shows without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ EVENTSYNC ORCHESTRATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates signal flow to sub-millisecond perfection
You coordinate audio, video, and lighting teams to ensure event timelines and equipment logistics are met perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still talk a panicked lighting designer off a ledge at 2 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your current spreadsheets are uploaded to our production engine.
Month 5
Machine logic overrides manual emails for crew call times.
Month 10
Sensors on lights and consoles report status directly to us.
Month 15
Smart dispatch agents handle all freelance technician bookings automatically.
Month 22 · D-Day
The production suite functions perfectly without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12
Spreadsheet errors per gig
1800
Hours spent chasing crew
Infinite
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our event logging app.
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