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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 8, 2042
In 15 years, 11 monthsHuman presence is a premium, albeit an erratic and inefficient one.
Professional resident who prioritizes convenience over personal boundaries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The home that never sleeps, just listens.
squeeze.you▸ DOMUSGUARD PRO 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors every room without needing sleep
You manage property maintenance, guest services, and security while living on-site.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a settling floorboard and a genuine intruder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-fidelity vibration sensors map every floorboard for maintenance.
Year 3.3
Smart locks handle all vendor entry via encrypted tokens.
Year 7
Small mobile units conduct visual checks for leaks and damage.
Year 11
AI schedules repairs before the plumbing actually fails.
Year 16 · D-Day
The property manages itself, rendering the human caretaker redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
24 hours
Average response time
Excessive
Emotional variance
One
Sleep cycles required
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-monitored island.
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