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Your job has an expiration date
October 29, 2029
In 3 yearsYour shuffling skills have a expiration date printed on the deck.
Professional card-shuffler and amateur human lie-detector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect deals, zero personality, infinite house edge.
help!youAI▸ CASINOLOGIC TABLEMASTER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates pot splits with zero errors
You manage chip stacks, handle physical cards, and track complicated pot splits for impatient players at a table.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a player is lying through their teeth by their sweat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the table surface to digitize every card dealt.
Month 5
Software handles all chip math to prevent dealer calculation errors.
Month 13
High-speed mechanical shufflers replace the need for human hands.
Year 2.1
Cameras track player behavior to replace manual security checks.
Year 3 · D-Day
The table goes fully digital with no dealer presence required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2000 plus
Cards dealt per hour
High
Human error rate
Instant
Chip count speed
Your severance
A deck of cards and a plastic visor.
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