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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Live Session Guitarist jobs? · Latest report #7xfi2wdx
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour fingers are just slow, fleshy MIDI controllers waiting for replacement.
Professional fret-burner and expensive cable-tangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rhythm without the stage-fright baggage.
brr.you▸ STRUMMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mimics perfect human vibrato without error
You spend years perfecting chords and tone just to play backing parts for someone else's ego-driven pop track.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the specific room humidity and adjust your string tension accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software captures your exact tone signatures with high-fidelity impulse responses.
Month 10
DAWs automate multi-track layering that previously required your human presence.
Year 2.2
Custom actuators strike strings with perfect pressure and zero latency.
Year 3.3
Neural models predict and inject human-like imperfections into every single note.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system ignores your existence while touring without any snack breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
High
Coffee-to-note ratio
Infinite
Unpaid gear-haul hours
Your severance
One free digital download of your own discarded tracks.
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