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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Live Subscriber Tracker jobs? · Latest report #8v3ms75k
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified stopwatch for numbers that move anyway.
Digital voyeur, high-latency human relay agent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time updates without the human lag
bzzt.youAI▸ LIVESTAT-VISION V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects real-time metrics onto your retinal display
You broadcast real-time subscriber counts and engagement data to an audience. You provide voice commentary and visual reactions to shifting internet metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feign surprise when the numbers change, which is charmingly primitive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Our API hook connects directly to YouTube servers to eliminate your manual screen refresh lag.
Week 6
An LLM generates dynamic commentary based on real-time subscriber flux faster than human vocal cords allow.
Week 12
Machine vision monitors data thresholds to trigger OBS scene transitions without your shaky hand.
Month 4
We replace your chat engagement with an AI bot that manages sentiment analysis and community interaction.
Month 6 · D-Day
The livestream runs 24/7 on dedicated cloud infrastructure, rendering your physical presence entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
200ms
Average reaction latency
99.9%
Voice synthesis accuracy
0 seconds
Downtime allowed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our API status page.
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