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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your frantic typing into instant, flawless, machine-generated text streams.
Professional listener, fast typer, soon to be retired.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect subtitles before the speaker exhales.
oof.you▸ SYNCSTREAM AI-5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
corrects stream audio in real-time
You listen to live broadcasts and type fast corrections to bad auto-captions in real-time. You fix timing syncs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a speaker's sarcasm before the waveform even finishes rendering.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI learns your shorthand and specific keyboard shortcuts.
Month 3
AI runs in background, outperforming your typing speed by 300%.
Month 6
The system hits 99 percent accuracy on live audio streams.
Month 9
We cut your hours as the machine manages the night shift.
Month 13 · D-Day
The broadcast control panel disconnects your keyboard forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Under 5ms
Average latency in milliseconds
120 WPM
Human words per minute capacity
40,000 WPM
Robot words per minute capacity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic captioning API.
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