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October 29, 2029
In 3 yearsHumans are too expensive and inconsistent for a five-act play.
Professional emoter and memorizer of imaginary people's words.
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Perfect, unblinking performance every single time.
blub.you▸ THESPIAN-PRO MK VII▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers every line with perfect emotional range
Memorizing scripts and delivering emotional performances on stage in front of a live audience nightly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny line when a prop breaks on stage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-fidelity sensors capture every facial expression and vocal inflection.
Month 10
Projectors replace the need for physical body blocking on stage.
Month 20
AI models mimic your performance style with perfect consistency.
Year 2.5
Smart beams track the digital projections automatically without human help.
Year 3 · D-Day
The theater switches to fully automated holographic productions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Lines flubbed per week
None
Performance variance
Variable
Average salary
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital applause sound effects.
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