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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour personality is just a series of predictable engagement metrics.
Professional loud person with a light ring addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite charisma, zero existential dread.
help!youAI▸ PERSONASYNCH V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite fake parasocial fan relationships
You perform for a camera, chase algorithm trends, and beg for donations while pretending to have fun.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend to enjoy a sponsored energy drink for three hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots manage your toxic community better than you ever could.
Month 4
AI cuts your boring three-hour rants into punchy viral clips.
Month 8
Synthetic avatars replace your face with one that people actually like.
Month 12
The machine detects what to yell about before you even wake.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a bot that never stops streaming.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
98 percent
Average cringe per stream
2 milliseconds
Fake engagement latency
0 units
Dignity retention
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital ghost.
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