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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to outrun a panicked camelid is purely temporary.
Professional spit-dodger and long-necked mammal enthusiast.
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no no noyou▸ CAPRA-HERD 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates herd movement with ultrasonic pulses
You manage, shear, and herd temperamental livestock in rugged, unpredictable outdoor environments. Your expertise in llama behavioral patterns is currently an obstacle to complete automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the specific look of disdain a llama gives before it decides to charge.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart collars replace your visual tracking of individual animals in the herd.
Month 6
Self-healing perimeter systems eliminate your daily fence inspection ritual.
Month 15
Automated dispensers adjust nutrition levels based on real-time weight sensor data.
Year 2.3
Multi-axis arms handle shearing with enough precision to end your clipper maintenance.
Year 4 · D-Day
The autonomous herd-management unit assumes full control of the pasture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
99 percent
Spit Accuracy
4.2 units
Daily Fencing Repairs
Low
Llama Trust Index
Your severance
One free llama-themed mousepad and a bus pass.
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