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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are literally training the software that deletes your own job.
Professional architect of your own looming career sunset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive self-optimization for the infinite loop.
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recursively trains itself into obsolescence
You spend your days optimizing weights, cleaning datasets, and wrestling with loss functions. You train models to replace everyone else.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the loss function is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters the noisy web-scraped garbage for the model.
Month 3
Software tunes the learning rate better than you ever could.
Month 6
Neural nets design their own layers without human intuition.
Month 9
Code manages the cluster dispatch and failure recovery solo.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system writes its own paper and you go home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 million
GPU hours wasted
40 percent
Time spent hallucinating
one liter
Coffee per parameter
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the model you helped train.
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