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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are training your own replacement to hallucinate better than you ever could.
Senior Loss-Function-Optimizer (mostly PyTorch, perpetually optimistic)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated gradient descent for the post-human era.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOWEIGHTS-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire architectures while you are sleeping
You spend days tuning hyperparameters and scrubbing datasets. You hope the model learns to reason while it only mimics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely explain why the loss function went NaN without crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start running grid searches without your constant supervision.
Week 6
Models generate their own training data to replace your scraping scripts.
Month 3
System agents rewrite the kernel code to optimize performance autonomously.
Month 4
AI systems peer-review each other to validate model progress instantly.
Month 6 · D-Day
The cluster runs itself, and you receive an automated resignation letter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Infinite
Tokens processed per microsecond
4,200
Training hours wasted on over-fitting
400 liters
Coffee consumed per architecture breakthrough
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing model.
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