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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour digital campus is just a database that needs deleting.
Professional software babysitter and expert at sending follow-up emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software that manages itself by deleting you.
help!youAI▸ ADMINBOT CLOUD 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your user accounts at midnight
You manage online course software and fix user login issues. You pretend complex configurations are a strategic career path.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a professor about why the VR integration failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart auth systems remove the need for your password resets.
Month 4
Direct database bridges eliminate your manual CSV file uploads.
Month 8
Chatbots solve user errors before they reach your inbox.
Month 12
Cloud systems automatically patch themselves without vendor management.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated by the system you once managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.01 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero
Strategic value add
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you now hate.
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