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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMoving gas molecules with spreadsheets while pretending it is complex strategy.
Professional slide deck artist and tanker schedule optimizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing energy flow without the meetings.
ow.you▸ LNG-LOGIC PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly cargo route projections instantly
You track cargo logistics, manage tanker schedules, and pretend your slide decks actually influence global energy market prices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still confidently nod during a crisis while having no idea what's happening.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers replace your manual entry of tanker positions.
Month 4
Algorithms dictate optimal routes better than your intuition.
Month 12
A bot writes the market outlook before you finish coffee.
Month 20
Negotiation agents agree on delivery slots with terminal systems.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the global energy flow without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42
Slides per deal
85%
Time spent in Zoom
Negligible
Actual value added
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium stock chart tool.
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