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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Load Status Manager jobs? · Latest report #rxzjmzvi
Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsUpdating status columns is not a personality trait.
Master of spreadsheets and carrier delay excuses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time updates without the human lag.
blub.you▸ FREIGHTFLOW SENTINEL V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters freight delays without human panic
You track freight shipments across databases and send emails when trucks are late. Computers do this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a driver is lying about their location.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Carrier portals connect directly to our central dispatch database.
Week 6
Software emails customers automatically when trucks hit geofenced checkpoints.
Month 3
Algorithms handle delay explanations based on historical route performance.
Month 5
Vision models flag stationary trucks on screen instead of you.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your user account is deleted and your seat is repurposed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
142
Emails sent per shift
89 percent
Spreadsheet rows ignored
0.003
Seconds to automate updates
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a logistics dashboard simulator.
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