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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your complex credit facility spreadsheets into silent, error-free background noise.
Master of the pivot table and covenant auditor.
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Automated covenant tracking for the ruthless.
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flags covenant breaches before the coffee cools
You reconcile borrower cash flows and track covenant compliance triggers. Soon, you will be doing neither.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle panic in a borrower's email before the algorithm notices it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Systems begin pulling data directly from bank portals.
Month 4
Software flags missing compliance certificates without your input.
Month 8
The spreadsheet formulas move into a secure server backend.
Month 13
AI handles emails to counterparties to request missing data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the entire credit facility without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4500
Spreadsheet rows processed daily
0.01%
Covenant breach flags missed
12
Coffee breaks per funding cycle
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
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