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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of money that already left town.
Professional spreadsheet sculptor and risk-aversion enthusiast.
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flags bad debt before the ink dries
You monitor credit risk and track loan performance. You spend all day massaging data in massive Excel workbooks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face over a conference call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts pull financial data directly from borrower portals.
Month 4
Real-time risk scoring replaces your manual loss calculations.
Month 8
System generates credit committee memos without human input.
Month 13
Sensors alert lenders the moment a borrower misses a target.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and the department is officially closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 per day
Pivot table errors
too high
Coffee consumption
constant
Data drift incidents
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