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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYour aggressive collection tactics are merely inefficient, high-latency data-processing errors.
Freelance risk assessor, specialized in uncollateralized high-velocity debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated leverage for the modern era.
wheee!you▸ CREDI-THUG V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
freezes accounts across all networks instantly
You provide high-interest capital to high-risk individuals. You then enforce repayment through intimidation and social leverage.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, terrifying ability to look a debtor directly in the eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Algorithms map borrower social networks better than your street contacts ever could.
Month 4
IoT sensors and remote-kill-switches render physical asset seizure redundant.
Month 7
The AI calculates exact pressure points to ensure payment without human intervention.
Month 10
Social credit impacts make the cost of defaulting strictly prohibitive.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your physical presence is retired in favor of global financial automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
200ms
Average collection velocity
Calculated
Physical intimidation rating
99.8%
Debt recovery rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition tax haven.
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