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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour political influence is just a spreadsheet that nobody reads anymore.
Professional cat herder for Swiss political groups
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autogenerates viral press releases at 3am
You draft press releases, manage NGO newsletters, and post social media content to push sustainable mobility referendums.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a coalition partner is about to quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin tracking public opinion on transit referendums automatically.
Month 4
Software starts drafting and scheduling all your NGO newsletters.
Month 8
Vision models write your press releases using current policy data.
Month 13
AI takes over messaging to your coalition group partners.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bot handles all lobbying without ever needing a coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Referendum win probability
11 percent
Human error in press releases
too many
Hours spent on Instagram
Your severance
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