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Will AI replace Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #e2dgsbxq
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling influence is expensive when a server rack costs way less.
Professional whisperer of half-truths in wood-paneled hallways.
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Automated persuasion for maximum legislative throughput.
ow.youAI▸ POLICYINFLUENCEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
buys political favors with micro-targeted ad buys
You spend all day schmoozing, buying overpriced lunches, and drafting policy suggestions for people who barely listen.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which staffer actually likes the expensive scotch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin sending hyper-personalized emails to every relevant legislative staffer.
Month 6
Algorithms predict voting patterns better than your best industry gut-check.
Month 12
AI-generated avatars attend hearings and deliver prepared testimony flawlessly.
Month 16
Software optimizes donation streams to maximize political influence automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
Lobbyists are officially replaced by a single, highly efficient script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
$240
Average lunch cost
112
Emails sent daily
0.02%
Laws actually changed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm airport lounge coffee.
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