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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 14, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsEnjoying the salt air before the automated conveyors take your paycheck.
Professional crustacean handler and tide-watcher.
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Precision unloading for every tide cycle.
help!youAI▸ CRUSTACEAN-LOGIC GANTRY V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
senses incoming tides with acoustic sensors
You unload crustacean hauls from fishing vessels and transfer them into storage tanks. Efficiency is currently hindered by your need for oxygen and sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific tactical nuance to untangle a fouled winch line by hand.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Paper logs vanish as tablets track inventory the second it hits the deck.
Month 8
Integrated wharf scales broadcast lobster weight directly to the wholesaler network.
Month 20
Vision-guided arms deploy to snatch crate stacks directly from bobbing boat hulls.
Year 2.6
Automated flumes move inventory into tanks without requiring a human to touch water.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access card is decommissioned as the gantry system takes the final haul.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Suboptimal
Tons moved per hour
Excessive
Coffee consumption
92%
Dockside idle time
Your severance
A stale lobster roll and a rusty dock cleat.
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