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Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsYour desk clutter is just data for our processors to ignore.
Professional gatekeeper of the local council's digital archives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperless governance without the pesky people.
help!youAI▸ CIVICPROCESS-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters council complaints with cold efficiency
You shuffle council paperwork, answer citizen queries, and manage digital filing systems that are already mostly obsolete anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a resident is about to cry on the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start tagging your incoming emails by priority level.
Month 3
Vision models read your messy handwriting and enter it instantly.
Month 6
Autonomous scheduling bots take over your internal meeting coordination duties.
Month 9
Scripts keep directories updated without any manual user input.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the server cabinet takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2
Coffee breaks per shift
112%
Emails redirected to dead ends
Minimal
Stapler jamming incidents
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium paperclips and lukewarm tea.
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