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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk clutter is just a legacy hardware issue.
Master of spreadsheets, municipal code, and endless digital queues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total bureaucratic efficiency, zero human hesitation.
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denies permit applications with perfect legislative accuracy
You process building permits, reconcile department accounts, and serve citizens with endless paperwork and regulatory red tape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a citizen is lying about the square footage of their shed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners capture every paper file into a searchable database.
Month 4
Customer service chatbots handle all permit inquiries with zero empathy.
Month 9
Automated accounting algorithms replace manual ledger balancing tasks.
Month 13
Building codes are hardcoded into validation engines for instant approvals.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to self-service algorithmic governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.4 seconds
Average form processing time
14 percent
Human error probability
Instant
Permit rejection speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated tax filing app.
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