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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your mountain of zoning paperwork into a single 'deny' button.
Bureaucrat in chief of the municipal paper trail.
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The city master plan, executed in milliseconds.
blub.you▸ ZONINGLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies development permits without blinking
You interpret complex zoning codes and review land development applications to decide where buildings go.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the local political minefield of a neighborhood council meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All permit applications are migrated to a fully automated portal.
Month 4
AI models instantly flag every application that violates local code.
Month 13
Software writes the staff reports that you currently spend weeks drafting.
Year 1.9
Synthetic agents handle all inquiries about property line setbacks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The zoning board is replaced by an optimized algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9 percent
Zoning variance rejections
Hourly
Public hearing snooze frequency
4 liters
Coffee consumed while reading statutes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to city building code updates.
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