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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy being the only person who knows why the printer is broken.
Professional breaker of bad news to non-technical staff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last ticket you will ever close.
wheee!you▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates password resets across every local endpoint
You manage hardware deployment, server racks, user accounts, and license distribution for local staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically pull the power plug when the server room catches fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual license and user account entry.
Month 4
Sensors report failing hardware before you even know it broke.
Month 8
New hires collect their own laptops from a secure locker system.
Month 12
Remote agents patch and fix software issues without human touch.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the racks are fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
0
Coffee breaks per day
10,000
Users helped simultaneously
Your severance
One complimentary ethernet cable for your retirement.
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