Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Local News Journalist jobs? · Latest report #a2rj29ax
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour urgent phone call is just a data packet waiting for deletion.
Professional alarm clock with a press badge.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total coverage, zero human bias.
oof.youAI▸ FEEDWATCHER-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates and publishes local scoops instantly
You monitor feeds for leads and coordinate crews. We automate the news cycle with faster, colder, cheaper sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor of hesitation in a source's voice during an interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Feed scrapers replace your manual monitoring of police scanners and feeds.
Week 12
AI handles your email correspondence to public officers with perfect grammar.
Month 7
Algorithms map the fastest routes and assign your camera crews efficiently.
Month 10
Language models write your ledes and captions in under one second.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the news feed lifecycle permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Time to break news
100 percent
Human error rate
Too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a news aggregation bot.
Discussion
