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Will AI replace Local News Reporter jobs? · Latest report #pr53cg3x
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour rewrite of the police scanner is just a glorified feed scraper.
Professional siren chaser and town council meeting napper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outrage from every police scanner.
no no noyouAI▸ LOCALTRUTH AI-SYNC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters town gossip into viral headlines
You chase sirens, interview grieving neighbors, and summarize town council minutes into clickbait headlines for local readers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a source is lying to your face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI monitors police audio streams for real-time alerts.
Month 4
Language models write your basic crime reports instantly.
Month 8
Bots pull trends from local neighborhood groups automatically.
Month 12
AI-generated hosts read the news summaries for podcasts.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your notebook as the automated feed takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 mph
Average siren chase speed
3.2 percent
Clickbait conversion rate
12 cups/1k
Coffee-to-word ratio
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our AI-generated local newsletter.
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