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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Local Newspaper Reporter jobs? · Latest report #4kgg9u6t
Your job has an expiration date
August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsEnjoy writing local sports recaps while the machine drafts them faster.
Journalist covering college sports and local city drama.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reporting for the modern reader.
ow.youAI▸ CHRONICLEBOT X-1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scraping sports box scores into viral tweets
You chase city council minutes and college scores to fill column inches. Soon, algorithms will do it cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which local coach has a vendetta against referees.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors and league APIs feed game data directly into layout software.
Week 13
Speech-to-text agents parse council audio and highlight relevant policy changes.
Month 6
Language models write standard game recaps and policy summaries automatically.
Month 9
Software clones your specific tone to ensure seamless reader transition.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system publishes its first perfect edition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12,000
Average word count per week
60
Minutes until story goes stale
4 per post
Number of typos caught by readers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the newspaper's digital archive.
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