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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysProfessional relaxation requires no oversight, yet you somehow make it look hard.
Outdoor enthusiast with a focus on liquid hydration.
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Sitting in grass, so you do not have to.
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sits perfectly still for twelve hours
You spend your time sitting in public spaces and enjoying beverages. It is a true calling.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for ignoring the passage of time in the sunlight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify the best bench spots before you even wake up.
Day 2
Drones hover over your bench to provide refreshments without human intervention.
Day 2
Small robots take over the task of feeding birds for you.
Day 2
Headsets allow you to feel the park from your own bed.
Day 3 · D-Day
The park is fully automated and you are gracefully retired by the sun.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 hours
Average nap duration
98 percent
Pigeon interaction rate
Hourly
Beverage intake frequency
Your severance
A warm bench and an extra hour of sun.
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