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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour ability to dodge questions is inferior to a predictive model.
Professional committee chair and budget obfuscation artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising municipal consensus through cold hard math.
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calculates optimal budget cuts to satisfy donors
You attend town halls and vote on zoning ordinances. You manage public budgets and kiss babies for photo ops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a firm, unscripted handshake with a disgruntled voter in the rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your public speaking patterns to create better bots.
Month 4
Cameras track your reactions to predict voter sentiment shifts.
Month 12
AI writes all your legislation to avoid human error.
Year 2
Bots simulate your charisma across all social media platforms.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A screen replaces you to deliver perfectly tailored lies.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
1,200 units
Empty promises delivered yearly
82 percent
Time spent in committee
Your severance
One free yard sign and a cold handshake.
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