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Will AI replace Local Television Reporter jobs? · Latest report #ammsm27d
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour teleprompter is reading to you, and soon it will replace you.
Local news hound, mostly caffeinated, allergic to typos.
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The news cycle, without the commute
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delivers news with perfect regional dialect
You chase local scoops and read scripts into a camera lens. Your job is now a generated video feed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a city council member is lying just by their awkward fidgeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Language models start generating your daily script drafts from police logs.
Month 4
Remote-controlled robotic camera heads eliminate the need for a separate operator.
Month 10
Your voice and image are synthesized for all generic weather and traffic updates.
Month 15
High-res automated drones replace the need for in-person standing live shots.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast studio goes fully autonomous and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 per hour
Average ad-lib stutter frequency
400 hours yearly
Time spent in traffic
98 percent
Teleprompter reading accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own archived news clips.
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