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Will AI replace Local TV Journalist jobs? · Latest report #fd98h83i
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou read teleprompters while the truth waits in a parking lot.
Professional microphone-holder with an expensive blazer habit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated news gathering without the travel fatigue.
splat.you▸ LOCALSCOPE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters gossip from verified public data streams
You chase local news leads, interview reluctant subjects, and record stand-ups for short daily segments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a source is lying just by their awkward eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software begins monitoring local police logs and city council agendas instantly.
Month 5
Remote-controlled camera units arrive at standard public locations.
Month 13
Algorithms synthesize news summaries from public records and social media feeds.
Month 21
AI-generated avatars begin reading reports with perfect, unblinking lip-sync.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The local station removes your desk to install a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
3
Interviews per day
85
Average travel miles
2
Minutes on air
Your severance
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