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Will AI replace Local TV News Reporter jobs? · Latest report #etcw4arx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTeleprompters can be read by any toaster with an internet connection.
Local news hunter, professional makeup wearer, light chaser.
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The news that never needs a lunch break.
help!you▸ ANCHORVISION 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers unblinking news updates indefinitely
You chase local leads, conduct interviews, and recite headlines while wearing heavy makeup under hot studio lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a local politician is lying during a sweaty sidewalk interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your recorded clips are ingested to create a perfect digital clone.
Month 4
Generative models begin writing your copy from raw city police logs.
Month 12
AI software trims your footage to match the script timing automatically.
Month 16
The station replaces your weekend slot with a photorealistic digital avatar.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human broadcasting is officially retired for the digital efficiency model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
250 words
Average word count per script
45 minutes
Time spent in hair and makeup
12 percent
Reporter sanity remaining at 5pm
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated weather ticker app.
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