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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final teleprompter read before the algorithm steals your hairpiece.
Professional reader of highlights and occasional tie wearer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic enthusiasm without the residual salary.
squeeze.you▸ ANCHORSYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers highlights in five distinct dialects
You recite scores and read highlights off a script while sitting under studio lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny comment when the video feed freezes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes game data and writes your scripts automatically.
Month 5
Vision models slice game footage into highlights without your help.
Month 10
A deepfake avatar begins reading the morning sports ticker.
Month 15
System adjusts fake charisma levels based on viewer engagement data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The studio shutters, and you are permanently off-air.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
140 wpm
Average teleprompter speed
2 per day
Makeup and hair hours
3.2
Errors per broadcast
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic clipping service.
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