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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving rows in a spreadsheet does not require a human soul.
Professional cat-herder of freelance translators and Excel macros.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Translation management without the middleman.
help!youAI▸ SYNCTRANSLATE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates asset handoffs while you sleep
You track localized asset delivery and manage translators through complex project management tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a translator is actually annoyed rather than just typing in lower case.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your project management software connects directly to the translation vendor portals.
Month 4
Smart scripts check character limits and encoding errors without human intervention.
Month 8
AI agents handle email follow-ups and payment processing for freelance translators.
Month 13
The localization pipeline commits text changes directly to the game repository.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are cordially invited to stop logging into Jira forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per day
112
Email threads unread
Zero
Language conflicts resolved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic translation API.
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