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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsScouting sites for expensive disasters while pretending the permits are easy.
Professional trespasser, permit negotiator, and gatekeeper of aesthetics.
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Visualizing production terrain without the human overhead.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITESCAN-OMNI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures filming permits through algorithmic persistence
You hunt for filming locations, negotiate rental contracts, and manage site access logs for film sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which property owners will actually accept payment in craft services.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite vision models identify perfect filming sites without your input.
Month 5
Bots automatically contact property owners with standardized, high-conversion lease offers.
Month 13
City software grants location permits instantly to approved production entities.
Year 2.2
Digital access logs manage crew ingress and egress via secure geofencing.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The production ecosystem functions perfectly without any human location management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Cold-calls ignored per hour
1,000+
Liability waivers filed
Excessive
Parking fine overhead
Your severance
One free drone survey of your own backyard.
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