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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track interest rates for people who already can't afford houses.
Professional spreadsheet tender and rate-lock enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finalizing interest rates without the panic.
oof.youAI▸ RATELOCK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates rate locks during market swings
You monitor mortgage interest rates and lock in loan pricing for brokers. You manage daily rate volatility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a frantic broker is lying about their pipeline volume.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms start reading price sheets faster than you can open them.
Month 3
Brokers begin submitting lock requests directly to an API.
Month 6
The system adjusts margins automatically during market spikes.
Month 10
A chat agent handles broker excuses for missed lock deadlines.
Month 13 · D-Day
The lockdesk is now just a folder in the cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Zero
Manual rate entries
Negative
Spread monitoring errors
Milliseconds
Lock confirmation latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a mortgage calculator app.
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