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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Locksmith jobs? · Latest report #3e2u2iab
Your job has an expiration date
October 1, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsYour master keys are just data packets waiting for a signal.
Master of mechanical secrets and late-night porch anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mechanical obsolescence in every turn.
splat.you▸ BOLTBREAKER V4▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses physical security without leaving a trace
You decode mechanical tumblers, cut key blanks, and drill out jammed cylinders in high-stress, locked-out situations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment the pin sets in the plug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Smart locks replace mechanical cylinders in all new construction builds.
Year 2.5
Robotic key-cutters replicate any bitting profile from a scan.
Year 4
Vision systems detect hidden mechanical failure points inside lock hardware.
Year 6
Spider-arm units gain access to buildings via non-destructive bypass techniques.
Year 8 · D-Day
The world transitions to keyless biometric or encrypted digital access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.8%
14 seconds
Average lock picking time
99%
Key blank waste reduction
Instant
Emergency callout response
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium graphite lubricant spray.
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