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Rivers do not need babysitters.
squeeze.you▸ LOGSTREAM V9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · LONG AGOAI's Special Power
clears jams without risking a fall
Directing floating logs down river currents to the sawmill. Managing log jams with long wooden pikes.
The one thing AI can't do
You could identify a high-quality timber species by the feel of its bark.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1850
Railways allow logs to travel without needing a river.
1910
Powerful water-based machinery removes the need for human guidance.
1940
Diesel trucks carry timber directly from forest to mill.
1960
Regulations effectively outlawed putting children on floating timber.
Already
The river is now managed by autonomous hydro-sensors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Unlimited
Logs moved daily
Zero
Childhood trauma incidents
Milliseconds
Log jam clearance time
Your severance
A warm bowl of porridge and a retirement certificate.
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