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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsMoving cars onto trucks is just expensive Tetris for primates.
Professional Tetris player for heavy machinery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alignment, zero worker comp claims.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOHAUL-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
positions vehicles with millimeter precision
You load vehicles onto transport trailers and manage yard inventory. We have better spatial math than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a car's transmission sounds wrong before the scanner does.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Fixed sensors start tracking every car movement in the yard.
Month 13
Software tells you exactly where to put every single vehicle.
Year 1.9
Hydraulic systems now stabilize and load the heavy transport trailers.
Year 2.5
Self-driving movers stop needing your hands to park units.
Year 3 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and you are gracefully exited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
18 minutes
Average load time
4 percent
Human error rate
2.5 units
Cars moved hourly
Your severance
One free car wash voucher for your personal vehicle.
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