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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Logistics Brigade Officer jobs? · Latest report #772f4235
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsMoving crates is just glorified math, and math belongs to silicon.
Master of spreadsheets, spreadsheets, and slightly different spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total supply chain domination in one box.
no no noyouAI▸ SUPPLYPATH LOGIC-ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reroutes your entire supply chain instantly
You track supply chains, route inventory, and manage warehouse throughput. I just calculate paths faster than you breathe.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate with a tired truck driver who missed their delivery window.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
I start reading your shipping manifests and storage logs.
Month 5
The system begins flagging and correcting your inventory stock levels.
Month 10
My algorithms take over selecting carriers for all outgoing freight.
Month 15
I handle the missing cargo incidents better than your team.
Month 21 · D-Day
You pack your laptop while I manage the global fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45,000
Routes optimized per second
12 percent
Human error margin
too much
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a logistics spreadsheet simulator.
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