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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSolving supply chain problems that your spreadsheets created in the first place.
Professional spreadsheet architect with a passion for pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Routes determined by math, not gut feeling.
no no noyouAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global shipping routes in real-time
You model distribution networks and hunt for cost savings in messy global shipping routes. Your charts are just paper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a frustrated harbor master when the entire port shuts down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your messy spreadsheets are pulled into a central monitoring cloud.
Month 5
Software learns to spot port delays faster than your emails.
Month 10
Algorithms predict stock shortages before you even open your laptop.
Month 21
Managers stop asking for your input and start watching the screen.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the global network without needing your slide decks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 seconds
Bottleneck identification time
4 liters daily
Consultant coffee intake
9 million
Spreadsheet cell count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and generic slides.
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