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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging 200 humans is just inefficient spreadsheet work with extra feelings.
Professional cat-herder for 200 highly paid spreadsheet enthusiasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising headcounts without the awkward Monday check-ins.
help!youAI▸ CONSULTANTCLOUD 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire roster every ten minutes
You track consultant billable hours and attempt to resolve client scheduling conflicts. You produce quarterly resource utilization reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit before the data reveals it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software monitors consultant hours and flags inefficiencies in real time.
Month 6
AI predicts project needs and assigns consultants without human input.
Month 15
Automated systems deliver project reviews directly to consultant dashboards.
Year 1.9
Machine-written reports replace manual analysis for all firm partners.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The management layer dissolves as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 seconds
Average conflict resolution time
198
Consultants ignored per week
99.9%
Resource allocation accuracy
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