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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to apologize for lost crates is officially obsolete.
Professional buffer between angry humans and missing boxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for faster resolution.
nom.you▸ TRACEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights callers with perfect tone
You track shipments and explain to angry callers why their package is sitting in a warehouse in Nebraska.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to scream at you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent handles the most basic 'where is my stuff' tickets.
Month 3
Real-time warehouse APIs bypass your email inquiries entirely.
Month 8
Visual sensors verify damage and initiate refunds without your input.
Month 12
The system learns to pacify customers better than your scripts.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the terminal takes over the queue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 seconds
Average apology delay
100 percent
Human frustration level
Automated
Lost package recovery
Your severance
A coupon for free shipping on your next order.
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