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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human chat bot with fewer software updates.
Professional buffer between broken supply chains and angry people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy-simulating status updates for everyone
glub.youAI▸ TRACE-FLOW AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises panic with canned empathy loops
You track shipments and explain why cargo is late to angry people. Your existence is a glorified database bridge.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their shipping address error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting the apology emails for you to click approve.
Month 4
The system begins emailing customers before you even see the delay.
Month 8
An AI agent starts handling the low-tier shipment status inquiries.
Month 12
Most of your inbox is now processed by autonomous flow managers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login access forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 seconds
Average apology duration
12 percent
Shipments lost to apathy
9000 daily
Emails sent to oblivion
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our tracking API.
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