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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour pivot tables are just paperweights for the coming automated supply chain.
Turning global shipping chaos into slightly more organized spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The map is now the machine.
bzzt.youAI▸ SUPPLYPATH-OPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures global transit routes every thirty seconds
You track global freight shipments and identify bottlenecks in complex supply chains using spreadsheet software and database queries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a data point is a lie because the port manager is grumpy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents scrape carrier portals to replace your manual data entry.
Week 12
Algorithms predict port delays better than your spreadsheets ever could.
Month 6
The system auto-emails reports directly to managers without your mediation.
Month 10
Your clunky database is replaced by a live cloud API.
Month 13 · D-Day
The AI manages the global supply chain while you clear your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2.4 million
Spreadsheet rows processed daily
14 hours/week
Time spent explaining data
99.8%
Supply chain errors ignored
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization course.
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