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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Logistics Network Planner jobs? · Latest report #44jeqpg4
Your job has an expiration date
July 5, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsMoving boxes on a map is just geometry for people who talk.
Professional line-drawer (mostly Excel, emotionally tired).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure math beats your hunches every time.
splat.you▸ ROUTEOPTIMIZER PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates regional supply chains every microsecond
You model distribution routes and warehouse nodes to save shipping costs. You spend your life in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the warehouse site failed to the angry CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins passively scraping your spreadsheets for patterns.
Month 5
The AI runs a simulation that matches your historical performance.
Month 10
The system suggests route changes you were about to propose.
Month 15
The software learns to bypass your slow internal approval processes.
Month 20 · D-Day
You are logged out and the AI takes over supply routing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
15,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
42
Minutes wasted per meeting
68%
Accuracy of your last forecast
Your severance
One free subscription to a transit routing API.
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