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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour proprietary algorithm is just a wrapper for public shipping APIs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics orchestration for the new era.
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You build complex software to track global freight and optimize fleet routes. You burn investor cash on cloud hosting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with enough conviction to secure more funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents begin logging your server bottlenecks and cloud spend inefficiencies.
Month 5
An automated system refactors your legacy microservices into efficient, low-cost code.
Month 10
A generative model starts drafting investor updates and board presentations automatically.
Month 16
Smart software filters all developer candidates and eliminates the need for interviews.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is fully deprecated by an automated logistics management platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Excessive
Funding burn per month
Quarterly
Pivot frequency
Zero
Code contribution
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing platform.
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