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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsWalking fifteen miles a day to move boxes is clearly sub-optimal.
Human warehouse pathfinder and box-filling enthusiast.
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Warehouse speed, zero human error.
bzzt.you▸ OMNIPICK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
sprints through warehouse aisles at 20mph
You walk the warehouse aisles picking items into crates to be palletized by automated systems. Your knees hate you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively fix a jammed item on the conveyor belt without calling IT.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact routes to suggest faster walking paths.
Month 7
Robotic arms handle the top shelf items you ignore.
Month 16
Floor robots start moving crates so you stay stationary.
Year 2.2
Cameras replace your eyes to identify items in clutter.
Year 3 · D-Day
Warehouse grid fully automated; human presence restricted to safety zones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
25,000
Steps taken per shift
12kg
Average crate weight
99%
Warehouse floor coverage
Your severance
A pair of premium insoles and a pat on the back.
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