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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou navigate gridlock while a machine just follows the GPS line.
Master of the narrow lane and the grumpy passenger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smooth steering without the tea breaks
split.youAI▸ OMNIBUS-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates rush hour without ever losing patience
You pilot heavy double-deckers through tight city streets while managing passenger boarding and fare payments all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still expertly weave a massive bus through a narrow gap in parked cars.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors learn every curb and pothole on your specific route.
Month 10
The bus steering locks onto digital markers in the asphalt.
Year 1.9
Boarding becomes fully autonomous without any human driver intervention.
Year 3
One human supervisor monitors fifty buses from a quiet office.
Year 4 · D-Day
The steering wheel is removed to make room for more seats.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
94 percent
Average passenger frustration
Daily
Traffic light signal syncs
Three
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime pass for the bus you no longer drive.
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